About Me:

26, Cis Woman, Probably Bisexual

Interest Include:

TLotR, Star Wars, Star Trek, Anime, Murder Mystery, True Crime, Writing, Fanfiction and Cosplaying.

General Crackhead ENERGYYYYYYY

megsdreadshredder:

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

campcrow:

Me too Reba

marypickfords:

i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

foreverial:

foreverial:

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

kamoi:

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

water-of-the-bong-deactivated20:

cipheramnesia:

anais-ninja-bitch:

only-tiktoks:

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making… (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He’s not allowed in the bedroom (meow) ‘cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she’s in here right now (meow) so he’s throwing a fit.

Anyways, we’re making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can’t fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)… the CAT… (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

volukei:

If cars are so dangerous how come they always swerve to avoid me when I go hiking on the highway

consistantly-changing:

distinguishedbaloney:

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marcitlali:

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse